conversations with major: define naughty

Hello Major. Wow, you're filthy.
Mom, let's go, let's go out.
Just hold on, let me open the gate and scoop some poop. Boy, you managed to even get it in your feed pan, great aim buddy....
let's go, let's go…FREE!
Get back in here! Major, knock it off!
I'm playing in the not-supposed-to place! Bite Bandit, tease Tux, tear up mud, wheeee! Uh oh…
Get over here. Now.
Um, Hi Mom, I wasn't doing anything…
No, back in the pen.
but…
No buts, just wait.

OK, now we can go for a walk.
a ride, let's go, let's run!
We can't, you're healing.
I'm fine
You had a fat leg for 4 days.
Just a flesh wound.
No you had an abscess, now you have a hole.
I'm fine.
Yes, you sure think you are. I'm not sure I trust you today.
Who, me?

We never do anything good.
We're walking right now. And last weekend you got handwalked to eat grass, and got special carrots!
Not fun.
Oh really? You loved the carrots.
yeah, I guess that was OK.

Time to head back buddy.
SNORT!
What was that for?
Nothing, thought I saw Santa.
Santa only comes for good horses, you're being naughty.
Define naughty…

Just stand here for a minute.
Can't stand still....urrgghhh!
Deal with it.

OK, we can jog home. I'm not too fast, so just slow.
TROT!
Just slow down, we don't need to do the big trot!
PRANCE, prance, prance
Ok, knock it off Prancer.
I'm not Prancer, I'm Major. 
sigh...

I think you're a bit too full of it, and everywhere is muddy slippery. Want to play in the arena?
It's boring in there, just going in circles.
Well, I'm not walking you acting like this, so we need a little behavior work.
Huh? I think I'm behaving.
You're behaving naughty.
It's behaving, right?
Just get in there.

Oh, you are full of it. I don't want to even ride you silly crazy beast.
Yeah, let's ride!
We'd have to go 20 miles to calm you down.
OK! Where is the trailer!?
I was kidding
Let's go!
Oh, winter is hard…
Trust me, I'll be good. This is my I'll be good face.
That's not helping Major.

Here, back in your pen, have a cookie.
COOKIE!
Wow, everything is just dialed to 11 today, isn't it?
11? I am 11!
Yes, now, play in your big pasture.
I think I'll just stand here under my shelter and poop.
Well, at least it's not naughty.
See, I told you I behave.