the best, worst horse

Today Major and I competed in the best, worst horse contest. This is not two separate contests, but one for only the most talented of equines. Have you recently competed in this event?

You begin anytime of day, but we chose a lovely evening, after a week and a half of rain had cleared. The trails were wet but draining as we bravely set forth.

My horse was the best at actually heading out with some impulsion, and for nicely walking through puddles (not jumping). He looked so pretty in the setting sun, almost glowing orange with our tack.



We cantered some dry hills, then went to look at the filling lake. We turned slightly toward home, and began the next phase of the competition.



Jigging and pulling, my previously sensible steed tried to plow through puddles of unknown depth, avoid muddy trail by scaling slippery banks, and spook at a deer that I saw way before he did since he wasn't paying any attention.



With this awful horse I was able to practice many one-rein stops, side passing wet trail and eventually backing through the same deep puddle, multiple times. While this talent is appreciated, it is best if not often repeated, so as to not dilute the enjoyment of most rides.

Once home, Major knew the competition was not over, trying (and succeeding) to lovingly grind his sweaty, itchy head into my clean-shirted shoulder. After a towel rub down so my elite competitor would only be slightly less disgustingly dirty, he was finally rewarded with the dinner that had been sitting getting stale for at least 30 minutes.

I am now at the top of the leader boards! However, I will gladly give up my hard-won title to a better team. I don't want winning this contest to go straight to Major's head. I do believe this time of year is very competitive, so please, anyone else have the best worst horse?