conversations with major: mask monster

I'm not talking to you…

Hey Major, I got you a new mask, since you rubbed a huge hole in the old one.

this is so embarrassing

This is so embarrassing.

What’s wrong?

I look like Cthulhu.

No you…well, yes, you do a little. How do you know this stuff?

The internet, duh.

Umm, ok. You can pretend and scare the other horses, but we're keeping the mask.

The things I put up with…

reference: H.P Lovecraft's character Cthulhu