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| jumped a rainbow into my cart |
The unicorn was calling me from across the grocery aisle. Finally I'd discover what a unicorn tastes like! (I suspected chicken...)
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| should taste like Fruit Loops, but it does not! |
Damn, it says "Magic Cupcake" flavored…oh, it is AWFUL! Like bad frosting on cheap grocery store cake. Blech!
Will Major eat it?
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But I learned something important from buying unnecessary cereal: my unicorn name! (oh, you thought it would be don't give in to consumerism, blah, blah, blah? yeah, right). I am Emerald Cloud Jumper, who are you?
We must be cousins because I am Emerald Feather Wind.
ReplyDeletelove to meet my unicorn cousin!
DeleteLadybug Twinkle Sweet lmao
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe Major. That's hilarious.
Excellent Miss Ladybug. Or is that Miss Twinkle? Sweet? Who knew unicorn names were so complicated.
DeleteBest experimental blog post ever. I will not admit my Unicorn name, ugh.
ReplyDeleteBut that is the only good that came of this disgusting cereal!
DeleteMoonbeam Snowflake Dream would love her some UNICORN CEREAL!!
ReplyDeleteWell Moonbeam, I'm sure it is at a fine retail establishment near you!
DeleteAlso I like your name better 😉
DeleteI was at the store the other day and there were lucky charms with unicorn charms. And I came so close to buying them even though I rarely eat cereal and pretty much never eat lucky charms. Marketing totally works...
ReplyDeleteoh boy, I think I, I mean Major, need to try those too...
DeleteI am Rainbow Starshine Blazer.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am bitterly disappointed that this doesn't taste like Fruit Loops.
ooo, Rainbow, awesome. I was also super sad, I was hoping for Fruit Loops!
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